Definations.........

Smile:- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience:- The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:- An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat:- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Optimist:- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Pessimist:- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .
Miser:- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father:- A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:- A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss:- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician:- One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor :- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

BEST OF ALL......

S/W Engineer :- Who is highly paid for reading these kind of mails.