World's best 2 funnyy photographs..

A. The first photo was taken when the Chinese president went to US.




B. The second photo was taken when Bush went to China .

Police LOOK in different countries...!!!

USA

British

German

Russian

Chinese

Pakistan

&

Finally

INDIA....

They laugh when monkeys do it, but when we do it... SLAP

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Indian Mother.........!

A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that
he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring
over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother
agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them
down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay Ma, guess
which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

The Indian mother replies, "I don't like her."

International Literacy Campaign....

Sardar Is Back.........

This time sardar jee strikes back

A sardarji goes for a job interview in an office.

The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Mr, can you tell us your age, please?"

The sardarji counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ... 22."

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.” And can you tell us your height, please?"

The sardarji stands up and produces a measuring tape from his handbag. he then traps one end under his foot and extends the tape to the top of his head. He checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics, something the he won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The sardarji bobs his head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to himself, before replying, "Harpreet!" .

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?"




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"Oh, that!" replies the sardarji," I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...Happy Birthday dear 

Harpreet...happy birthday to you...'."

Official Matters.............

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New Exam Pattern Based On IPL...!!!!!!!!!!

Cricket has reached exciting levels with IPL.... Infusing the same thing into exams,

some suggestions: - Last one is the best.....!!! !!

1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.

2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.

3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.

4. 1st 15 minutes power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall. ( everyone will love this....!!!)

5. Introduce fair play awards.

6. If any wrong question is asked you can give your own answer for the next question ……………….FREE HIT……………….. !!!!!!!!!

Cost Cutting.........