Sardar In Conversation With Others

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....
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Sardar : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Sardar : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Sardar : It's addressed to Mumbai.
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Sardar Thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd Thief : But this is the 13th floor.
Sardar Thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
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Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
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Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.