Small Jokes - Light Refreshner

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

>> Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

>> Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia
hai."


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>> Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar
Nikala

>> Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

>> Kyun....

>> Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The


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>> Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

>> Banta-Recording this baby’s voice.

>> Santa-Why?

>> Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this


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>> Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!

>> Husband: Why??

>> Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!

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>> Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

>> To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

>> Aur Niche Likha

>> "COMING SOON"


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>> A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.

>> But the call goes to another woman.

>> They loved & got married..

>> Moral: an !dea can change ur wife


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>> A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one year old"

>> He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!"


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>> SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

>> FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

>> SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..


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>> Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

>> Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver


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>> Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?"

>> Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya."


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>> Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.

>> Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children"

>> He answerd, "KILL ONE"


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>> Waiter gives bill to Sardar

>> Sardar: "Take my card."

>> Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

>> Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside

>> "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...