1.
Simran having smaller

   Rambha-Bigger

   Ramyakrishna - one is Big and one is small

   Aishwaryarai - Both are small

!!!!!!!!! What could be that!!!!!!!! !!!!

U dirty minds! I am talking about the letter 'R'.

4. Chemistry ke teacher ne Ek ladki ko poocha...

Teacher:: What are nitrates?

Ladki:: Ladki ne Sharmate hue jawab diya "2500/- plus hotel room
bill"...

 7. Pledge of Four Naughty Boys:::::

INDIA is our nation,

GIRLS are our destination,

Flirting is our Profession,

Dating is our Occupation,

to hell with our Education... ......... .

8. A 5yr old Sardar asked a Pregnant lady: wat is that.

The lady told that "this is my baby and I love him very much".

Sardar:: then why did u eat him??

9. WIFE: Jaanu, Yesterday nite I saw a dream that u were sending me

Jewellery and clothes

HUSBAND:: Yaah! darling, I too saw ur DAD paying the bill for the same.

10. LADY: Asks What is the time, to a Sardar

SARDAR: replies "bra panties"

Lady :slaps him and said- I hav asked the time.

SARDAR: says wahi tho "BARAH PAINTEES" <12:35>

12. HEIGHT OF AMBITION:::: :::

An Ant climbing the legs of an elephant woth the intention 2

rape....

13. GIRLS POLICY:::::: :

Fraud with innocent boys!

Fun with Handsome boys!

Friendship with Smart boys!!

Love with Faithful boys!!!

Marriage with Rich boys!!

14.
A girl and boy sitting alone. The boy started touching the girl.

GIRL: dont touchme, all this only after marriage...

BOY: OK! call me when u r married!!!

15. Sardar was driving with girl friend to Chndigarh. He puts his
hands  on  girl  friends lap..

She smiles and says: u can go further dear......

SO Sardar drives to SHIMLA...... ......... ....

18..Amitabh: : 1 crore k liye aapke akri sawa l, "Aap k BAAP ka
naam kya  hain"

SARDAR Laughs n BIGB asks aap kyo hasrahe hon????

He says- Aap to ye sawal ko options hi nahi diye......

19..A boy from third class asked his teacher, can a girl of my age
have  babies?

She said, What? NEVER?.... Boy told the girl sitting next,see I told  u
not to worry!!!!

20..Sardar asks CALL GIRL?= how much???

She says $50 on bed, $20 on sofa, $10 on grass.

He gives $50 and the girl says u r the man of class??

He says no, 5 times on grass!!!!!!. ......