Deadly PJs...........

Please read at your own risk !!!!!! Fir bolna mat ke bataya nahi...





DPJ: 1



Brad Pitt & Vidya Balan get married...

After marriage, lots of students gather at their home... why ???



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Because after marriage, her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)





DPJ: 2



Rahul Gandhi : Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi...



Sonia Gandhi : Kyun beta ???



Rahul Gandhi : Har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat (bahu mat) do...





DPJ: 3



BRUCE LEE was a great man...



But after his sister gave birth to a baby, he became an ordinary man...



Why so ???



Because than after, he became...



MAMU LEE!





DPJ: 4



Santa & Banta were discussing...

santa : If I drink coffee, I can't sleep !!!

Banta : With me it's the opposite. If I sleep I can't drink coffee...





DPJ: 5



One day Ravan went to a disco...



Aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya...



kyun ???



kyun ??



kyun ??



kyun ???



kyun ????



kyun ???



Bcoz it was written on the gate that "Entry fee Rs.1500 per head"





DPJ: 6



Who made Ganesh to Anesh...???





Think...





Think...





Think...





Think...





Okay...





"KAILASH KHER" - Tere naam se "G" loon...





DPJ: 7



Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane ko bolta hai.

To naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.



Kyon ???







Think...







Give up ??







Bcoz...





Priya Gold biscuit - Haq se maango...