Missing Wife Report.............

A man went to the police station to file a report regarding his missing wife:

Man: I lost my wife.

Inspector: What is her height?
Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Man: Not slim - can be healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes?
Man: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair?
Man: Changes according to the season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: Saree/suit - I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector: Was somebody with her ?
Man: Yes‚ my pet dog - Romeo‚ a Labrador - tied with a
golden chain‚ height 30 inches‚ healthy‚ blue eyes‚ blackish brown
hair‚ his left foot thumb nail is missing‚ he never barks‚ wearing a
golden belt studded with blue balls‚ he likes non-veg food‚ we eat
together‚ we jog together -- and then‚ the man started crying.

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!!
Man: Excellent idea‚ sir!