Jokes on Bollywood Smooch Queen - Mallika Sherawat

Once a Father asked to his son “Do u know who is Sania Mirza”
Son reply “Tennis Player”
Second ques from Father “Do u know who is Mallika Sherawat? ”
Son Reply “Penis Player”

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Mallika Sherawat ke marne ke baad uski kabr parr likha hoga – “Bechari Pehli baar akeli soyi hai”

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Mallika Sherawat ko airport customs counter par check karte huye pucha “Matchbox me kya hai?”
Mallika Sherawat ne jawab diya “Pareshan mat karo. Is me mere kapde hain, aur kya?

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Reporter say to mallika-subah uuth ke sabse pahle aap kya karti hai.?
Mallika reply- subah uthkar sabse pahle main apne ghar chali jati hoon

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On KBC Mallika was on HotSeat,
AMITABH :-Mallika,What you like most in KBC?
Mallika: Fastest finger first

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What is Mallika Sherawat’s method of taking revenge?
It’s tits for tat

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Mallika says to Emran Hashmi…. chahe dunia jitni bhi kare hamare pyar ki birodh, hamare pyar ki raksha karegi super deluxe nirodh..

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Mallika sherawat’s patriotic song :
“ab tumhare hawale badan sathiyo…”

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Birthday wish to Birth day boys :
Ishwar kare Hardin Aapki khushiyan Petrol Ke bhav ki badhe, aur aapke gum Mallika Seravat ke Kapdon ki tarah ghaten.

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Which are the two countries Mallika Sherawat would like to go on a vacation?
Bra’zil and Thai’land