Some More Jokes on Teachers and Students

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Student stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".


Teacher : How old is your father?
Student : As old as me.
Teacher : How can that be?
Student : He became a father only when I was born

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.