Awesome! B_O_M_B_A_Y

Awesome! B_O_M_B_A_Y

·  Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.

·  Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station..

·  There is no darkness in Andheri.

·  Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.

·  No king ever stayed at Kings Circle .

·  Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.

·  Nor is there any princess at Princess Street .

·  Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel

·  There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.

·  The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.

·  There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.

·  Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.

·  Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar* Tram Terminus (Dadar T.T.).

·  Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital.

·  Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.

·  You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street .

·  There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.

·  There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.

·  Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.

·  Null bazaar does not sell taps.

·  You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.

·  Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.

·  Hanging Gardens are not suspended.

·  Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.

·  Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi.

·  Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,

·  Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi.

·  But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!