SARDAR DECLARES:

.... I will never marry in my life and...
.....I will give the same advice to my children also

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ONE SARDAR TAKING ON CELL:
SECOND ASKING : Kisse Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
1st : BIWI SE?
2nd : ITNEY PYAR SE?
1st : TUMHARI JO HAI
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A donkey kiched Sardar and ran away
Sardar ran to catch the donkey and saw a Zebra
Started Beating it and said
Sala - Tracksuit pehan ke dhoka de raha hai?
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa
1. Strength : My wife Jeeto
2. Weakness : Banta's wife Preeto.
3. Opportunity : When Banta is on tour
4.  Threat :  When I am on tour.
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SANTA TO JEETO
Darling you had figure like coke bottle.
Jeeto : Yes darling I still do, but difference is
             earlier it was 300 ml now it is 1.5 litre.
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On Jeeto's Birthday - Santa had no money
So he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returned home, Jeeto Thanked him
and said, I got the cheque cashed from the Bank
Manager.
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TEACHER : Make one sentence with one word repeated 4 times.
BANTA : Lara Dutta Marries Brian Lara and becomes Lara Lara.

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TEACHER : Is Line Ko English Me Banao
                    Usne Apna Kam Kiya aur Karta Hi Gaya
SANTA      : He done his work and done dana dan dana dan....

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Oye Paaji, Apni Pregnant Wife Ko Itne Dard Mein
Hospital Ki Jagah, Pizza Hut kyun leja raha hai.
SARDAR : Kyonki Pizza Hut Mein "Free Delivery" Hai.
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Teacher : "A" for...?
Sardar    : Apple
Teacher : Jor Se Bolo
Sardar    : Jai Mata Di
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AMERICAN : US mein shaadi email se hota hai
SARDAR       : India mein shaad femail se hota hai

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WHEN TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji
How far is Land
Sardar : 2 Kms
Man Jumps into sea and asks - Which way?
Sardar : Downwards
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SANTA dials a number. A girl receives the call
SANTA : Who are you?
Girl : Seeta here
SANTA : Main to Chandigarh phone lagaya - yeh to Ayodhya Lag gaya.

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BANTA : Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
SANTA : Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
               Har Bar lagta hai, jaise usko vapas karney ayaa hai.

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SARDAR sitting on the top of the mountain and studying
A Person asked what he was doing 
Oye - Higher studies yaar.

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SANTA AND BANTA fighting after an exam.
Sir asked - Why are you two fighting.
SANTA - This fool left his answer sheet blank
Sir : So?
SANTA - Even I did the same thing.
Now Sir, you will think we copied.

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SANTA : I went to my honeymoon alone and saved 1/2 money
BANTA : That's nothing - I saved full money.
SANTA : How?
BANTA : My friend was going to his honeymoon, I sent my wife with him
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