This time sardar jee strikes back

This time sardar jee strikes back

A sardarji goes for a job interview in an office.

The interviewer starts with the basics. 

"So, Mr, can you tell us your age, please?"

The sardarji counts carefully on his fingers for 

half a minute before replying. "Um ... 22."

The interviewer tries another straightforward one 

to break the ice.” And can you tell us your height, please?"

The sardarji stands up and produces a 

measuring tape from his handbag. 

he then traps one end under his foot and extends 

the tape to the top of his head. He checks 

the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the 

real basics, something the he won't have to count, 

measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, 

your name please?"

The sardarji bobs his head from side to side 

for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently 

to himself, before replying, "Harpreet!" .

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, 

so he asks, "What were you doing when 

I asked you your name?" 




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"Oh, that!" replies the sardarji," 

I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you, 

happy birthday to you...Happy Birthday dear 

Harpreet...happy birthday to you...'."