Bollywood Coder...very funny

Latest dialogues from the movie "Ghayal Coder" under production:

Sunny Deol:    Bench pe bench, bench pe bench, Log paglon ki tarah training mein raat raat bhar padhte rahe aur unhe mili toh sirf bench!          
Analysis of algorithm karte karte unki khudki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench!  
Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aur unhe bhi mili toh sirf bench!
Bench par baithe baithe log khud ban gaye hai ek bench, aur phir bhi unhe mili toh  bench!

Sunny Deol:    Chaddha samjao ise....
Coding karne ke liye jo jigar chahiye hota hai wo  kisi bazaar mein nahi milta...
Coder use lekar paida hota hai....

Sunny Deol:    Aur jab yeh Java ka code kisi Dotnet wale ko karna pad jata hai na,
Toh coder uth ta nahi, balki is duniya se uth jaata hai............

Sunny Deol:    Bazaar main aise code bht milte lekin unko chalane k liye jo seena chaiye hta hai who ek coder lekar paida hta hai

Developer Nana Patekar's dialogue:
Bang Bang Bang...(on the keyboard)...
Ye dekho ...
Ye 'C' ka code.. ye 'C++' ka code... Ye dono mila diya...
Ab bata  tester - 'C' ka kaunsa, 'C++' ka kaunsa???
Jab banane waale ne ismein koi farak nahi kiya to tum kaun ho farak karne waale.... Bata bata

RajKumar :
Jaani,
Jinke khud ke code DOT NET mein hote hai,
Woh JAVA ka certification nahi diya karte!!