Funny Jokes (Strictly for 18+ only)

*GRAMMAR TEACHER
Why did the Grammar teacher slap Santa's Son?
B'coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items, and PANTIES
plural when it covers only one item?*

*PITAAYI*
Jewellery shop mein Santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai. Kyon?
Sanata ne sales-girl se kaha: Aapki ek ek item gazab ki hai. Sone ka kya
rate lengi.

BEE *
Lady golfer storms angrily into clubhouse.
Golf PRO: What's wrong?
Lady: Got stung by a bee.
PRO: Where?
Lady: Between the 1st and 2nd hole!

CORONARY ARTERY BYPASS SURGERY*
Lucky Singh had just had coronary artery bypass surgery a month ago and now
is at the doctor's office for his final follow up visit. Of course
Lucky wants to know when he can start having sex again.
The doctor explains to Lucky that he would be able to resume his sex life as
soon as he could climb two flights of stairs without becoming winded.
Lucky listens attentively and then says, "What if I look for the women who
live on the ground floor?"


*MUSHARRAF*
Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topain chalain.
Santa Singh: Kamal hai ji, sab ka nishana chook gaya?

*VIRGIN*
Banta ne Suhag raat ko biwi se pucha: Kya tum VIRGIN ho?
Biwi: Ji, magar PEECHE se! Aur Tum?
Banta: Main bhi, magar aage se.

*UNUSUAL** *
Santa, on long tour, asks Banta to inform him if anything unusual happens at
home.
Banta SMSs after a month: Man who comes to screw your wife daily, didn't
come today.

Banta: It is a shame but let me confess I have become HOMOSEXUAL.
Wife: How come?
Banta: I have Sex at HOME only!
Wife: Thank God I am not!

*GIFT*
Santa "Ek condom dena, girlfrend ko gift dena hai"
Dukaandar : Is par gift cover charha doon?
Santa: Arre nahi yehi to cover hai. Gift to mere paas hai.