Tissue Paper.........

A sardar living in Australia  goes to Woolworths (A
grocery store in   Australia ).He finds cat food at special prices.

 He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to the payment
counter . The Manager gets suspicious.

 He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat

 food to his kids. He asks Sardar to show him his cat before he can
let him have the cat food.

Sardar goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

Next week Sardar finds dog food at special prices.He picks a dozen cans of dog
food and goes to the payment counter .

 The Manager again gets suspicious.He thinks that this guy has a cat but
he cannot have a dog and he will

 probably feed dog-food to his kids.

 He asks Sardar to bring and show him the dog before he can let
him buy the dog food.



 Sardar goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.



 Next week Sardar comes to Woolworths with a bag.  He asks the
manager to put his hand in the bag.

 The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it
out.. He shouts at Sardar, What the heck is
this?! This is shit you .....   And Sardar calmly replies: Yes,
and I want to buy toilet paper..