School Humor, Nice But Innocent Jokes...

Here are some sayings from
School.....smile!
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Teacher: 'What is your name?'

Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'

Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'



Student: 'My name is
Sunlight.




Teacher: 'What is
your name?'.

Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'

Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'

Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."






Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhiji was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.








Teacher: What is the full form of maths?



Student: Mentally affected teachers
harassing students



Teacher:Now children, if I saw a
man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?

Student: BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on
15th August?

Student: A holiday



Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '




Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father
got married on the same day same time.'




Teacher:How old is ur father.

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?



Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)





Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost
Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?

Student: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.