Smile for a moment...........Please

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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 Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same
offence!

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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A wealthy lawyer
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine
when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver
to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food.", the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other
man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car
as large as the limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet
tall."

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Job Benefits

A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The
Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance,
but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.

She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five
year's salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid
the full premiums."

"I can't help but ask why you would leave a job with such benefits,"
the interviewer replied.

The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt."