Husband Vs. Wife

1. Apni Biwi
ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisidoosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
... Paisa apka ... Faisla
apka .. . Jaago Graahak Jaago
!!!
2.
"Funny but true fact !!A woman worries
about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future
until he gets a wife !! ..What do u
say?
3.
A Man before
marriage is - Superman. After Marriage - Gentleman. 5 Years Later - Watchman. 10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua
Spiderman.
4.
Life me
hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho... taki tumhe dekh
kar hi log samaj jaye k tum... " UNMARRIED" ho.
5.
Wife- agar main kho
gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV
aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....

KHUSH RAHO
6.
Why love marriage is
better dan Arranged???? B'coz a "KNOWN
DEVIL" is better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST".
7.
Wife: main tumhari
yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk
jaao.
8.
A man gave an add in
Matrimonial column
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies
all saying:-
" Meri
Le Ja...!"
''Meri Le Ja...!''
9.
Husband to Hotel
Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti
hai"
Manager: "What can
I do?
Husband"Kamine,
khidki nahi khul rahi hai."
10.
Telling a lie is a
fault for a little
boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment
for a bachelor and
a Matter of
Survival for a married man.
Gud
Luck!